Cheryl Cole Lands In L.A.!!

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Welcome to El Lay, darling!

Cheryl Cole officially landed in Los Angeles on Friday to begin working on the American version of X Factor!

She looked gorgeous wearing a tight-fitted red leather jacket and aviator glasses as she arrived into LAX from Heathrow.

We're so happy to have you here, Chezza!

Now, get to work and show America how wonderful you are!

[Image via WENN.]

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Sandwich Monday: The Matzo Elvis

Since early last week, Jews the world over have been eating matzo to celebrate the holiday of Passover, commemorating the Exodus of ancient Israelites from slavery in Egypt. Egypt didn't have any decent carryout places at the time, so the Jews had to pack dry, tasteless crackers that disintegrate into a million crumbs as soon as you bite into them. In modern times, by the end of this week-long festival, people are desperate to find ways to use up their leftover matzo, especially if their roofs are not in need of any replacement shingles.

Something wicked lurks within.
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Something wicked lurks within.

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Something wicked lurks within.

We found an intriguing recipe on the Internet, creating a classic Elvis sandwich (peanut butter, honey and banana with bacon) using matzo in place of white bread. As Passover draws to a close, we decided to try one.

Ian: Just as Moses led the Jews out of Egypt, this sandwich led the skinny Elvis into being the fat Elvis.

Peter: Evidence Elvis was a secret Jew? One, he loved his mother. Two, this sandwich. Evidence he was not a Jew? Everything else he ever did.

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We recommend a pizza cutter.

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We recommend a pizza cutter.

Ian: This sandwich is acting Jewish, but it's not. In that way, it's like Madonna.

Peter: It looks like the food in the bottom of the trash can that's been crushed by all the other trash. Tasty, though.

Robert: It really has a nice balance. Matzo has no fat, salt or taste. And bacon is bacon.

Robert battles the matzo. AND WINS.
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Robert battles the matzo. AND WINS.

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Robert battles the matzo. AND WINS.

Robert: You know, matzo is the bread of affliction.

Ian: The affliction in this case being heart disease.

Until this sandwich, we didn't know Robert had a grill at his desk.
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Until this sandwich, we didn't know Robert had a grill at his desk.

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Until this sandwich, we didn't know Robert had a grill at his desk.

Robert: When Elvis was a teenager in Memphis he was a Shabbos Goy, a non-Jew who helped out observant Jews who are forbidden engaging in any kind of work on the Sabbath. Presumably he would have been instrumental in slicing the bananas.

Mike: In this case, the bacon is the Shabbos Goy. It performs the role of being delicious since the matzo is forbidden.

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This is hiding in there somewhere.

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This is hiding in there somewhere.

Eva: Hiding something so delicious in something so undelicious is like hiding your comic book inside a math book.

Ian: It's basically trayf in camo.

Mike: Did you use Jif peanut butter? You know, Jewsy mothers Jews Jif.

[The verdict: This sandwich proves the theory that everything tastes better with bacon on it. And in one of the most unnecessary notes in Internet history, the author of the recipe feels the need to point out that if you include the bacon, the sandwich is no longer kosher or vegetarian.]

Source: http://www.npr.org/blogs/waitwait/2011/04/25/135706241/sandwich-monday-the-matzo-elvis?ft=1&f=1052

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Lenovo ThinkPad X1 spotted in the wild

We've already seen it pictured and detailed, but Chinese website Mydrivers.com has now scored what appear to be the very first in-the-wild shots of Lenovo's new super-slim ThinkPad X1. As you can see above and in a few more shots at the source link below, the laptop is indeed pretty thin -- 21.5mm, or 0.85 inches thick, apparently -- but Lenovo still found room to squeeze in a backlit keyboard (check it out after the break), not to mention the ThinkPad's trademark pointing stick. Unfortunately, Lenovo has yet to officially say anything about it itself, so we still only have that rumored May 20th launch date to go on for the time being.

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A Zombie Book With Survival Lessons for Kids

May is Zombie Awareness Month and it happens to coincide with a new book, That?s Not Your Mommy Anymore, from Matt Mogk, founder of the Zombie Research Society. Mogk describes the book as ?a cautionary tale that teaches kids how to recognize a zombie outbreak in its earliest stage. It?s Dr. Seuss meets Night of the Living Dead.?

Younger kids might be a little frightened by the idea of a formerly loving mother who now wants to dine on human flesh, but older kids and grown ups will get a kick out of this tale. The book is written with tongue firmly planted in cheek and illustrated nicely. Plus, it?s a fun story and an enjoyable experience ? just probably not one to be read just before bed. While the story?s protagonist, a young boy, is a bit more timid than The Walking Dead?s Carl Grimes, he still emerges victorious (for the time being), while offering real advice for kids who want to survive the pending zombie apocalypse.

We asked Mogk about his new book, Zombie Awareness Month, and the Zombie Research Society. And if you want to know his choice for best weapon during the zombie apocalypse, just read on ?

GeekDad: Tell GeekDad readers a little about yourself.

Matt Mogk: I am the Founder and Head of the Zombie Research Society (ZRS). I earned a Masters degree from New York University Film School where I specialized in horror in cinema, and was awarded a Sloan Foundation National Fellowship for science in screenwriting. I then got advanced combat and survival training in the French Foreign Legion, the mercenary wing of the French Military.

GD: What?s the mission of the Zombie Research Society and why did you start it?

MM: Zombie Research Society is dedicated to advancing zombie scholarship in the arts and sciences. We subscribe to three foundational tenets:

  • A zombie is a relentlessly aggressive, reanimated human corpse driven by a biological infection.
  • The zombie plague is coming. It?s not a matter of if, but when.
  • Enthusiastic debate about zombies is vital to the survival of the human race.

GD: May is Zombie Awareness month. What should the average person know to do this month?

MM: The most important thing to do during Zombie Awareness Month is to wear a gray ribbon to help spread the word about the coming undead threat. Zombie parties, events and other communal activities are also encouraged. Anything that gets the zombie conversation started is ideal.

GD: What motivated you to write ?That?s Not Your Mommy Anymore??

MM: This year for Zombie Awareness Month ZRS is focusing on helping children become more prepared for a zombie outbreak. The idea for Mommy grew out of that.

GD: With Zombie Awareness in May, your book coming out and Mother?s Day on Sunday, isn?t this a bit of a conflict of interest? If your mom is a zombie, do you still want to wish her a happy Mother?s Day?

MM: Good question! Actually, a zombie mom is no longer a mom at all. The zombie sickness creates a completely new creature occupying the body that was once human. So it literally isn?t your mommy anymore, but some other being wearing a mom suit.

GD: The book is identified as being part of the ZRS Book club ? are there other books on the way?

MM: The ZRS Book Club is a new feature that we are promoting, and there are several other books scheduled to be a part of the club. We will be hosting author chats, special readings and other interactive events for each book released. Think of it as Oprah?s Book Club, but a lot more fun and undead.

GD: What?s your choice as best weapon for the zombie apocalypse?

MM: I think the best weapon is what you have on hand and what you?re able to effectively use. I personally prefer simple blunt objects, like a steel pipe. But to be clear, in a real zombie catastrophe combat and violence should be avoided as if your life depends on it.

That?s Not Your Mommy Anymore will be releasing later this month and is available for pre-order. Zombie Awareness Month continues through the month of May and you can keep up to date on all the latest zombie research by visiting the Zombie Research Society.

Source: http://www.wired.com/geekdad/2011/05/a-zombie-book-with-survival-lessons-for-kids/

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Treasury Details Steps to Avoid Default (WSJ)

Treasury Department officials said they will begin to take extraordinary actions Friday to manage the government's finances so it won't default after hitting its borrowing limit on May 16.
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Keepin' it real fake: the 1.2GHz Dell Streak that can make phone calls and run Gingerbread

You know, knockoffs are usually meant to be downgrades from the real deal. In the case of Dell's Streak 7 tablet, its KIRF version actually has a few advantages over the real deal -- it can make phone calls, has a bigger (3000mAh) battery, comes preloaded with Android 2.3, runs at 1.2GHz, and happens to be cheaper at just under $180 unsubsidized. Of course, its 7-inch WVGA screen relies on resistive technology for touch input, it only has one core, and there's no evidence of this Gingerbread installation actually running, but are you really gonna let such trifling details stand in your way? Hit the source link to get an eyefull of this Welldone tabletphone mashup -- it might not be real, but it's definitely red!

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Video: Steep Snowmobile Ride Goes Terribly Wrong

You know it?s never a good sign when a video is titled Snowmobile 0, Mountain 1.

And yet, a French snowmobiler found himself on the wrong end of what was supposed to be a tranquil ride up a mountain. Not much is known about the video?s origin, other than that it was recently uploaded to the French version of Zapiks.com, a site that collects videos from outdoor and extreme sports. Fortunately, the rider involved in the crash appears OK, but he did record the entire episode through a high-def helmet cam mounted above his noggin.

As you?ll see, the snowmobile ride appears to be going just swimmingly, until he reaches the top of the mountain. The driver starts to veer a little too far to the right, overcompensates by swinging toward the left shoulder, hits the rocks along the side, and everything goes to hell after that.

Crazy that it appears the worst is behind him after about 45 seconds of tumbling, but then it all starts up again as he tries to reconnect with his snowmobile. You can see several people at the mountaintop filming his ascent, so we can assume that as he began his fall down the mountain, one of the witnesses started sliding down after him, since we see one of his compatriots finally meet up with him (seemingly out of nowhere) at the bottom.

Odd that he barely says a word as he?s free-falling down the mountain at high speed, but really, what is there to say? The entire debacle speaks for itself.

Source: http://www.wired.com/playbook/2011/05/video-french-snowmobile-accident/

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